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  1. Guest says:
    May 19, 2012 at 9:26 pm

    For making me long for the days of Brian Mulroney! Stevo= worst PM ever!

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  2. Donniemac says:
    May 19, 2012 at 9:10 pm

    Stephen is not perfect, but neither are you and I. If you don't agree with him, then respectfully disagree. And pray for him. It is big job and you wouldn't do it a bit better.

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  3. I told you so says:
    May 19, 2012 at 8:44 pm

    Hey, just SMACK him. YOU, the voters, elected this man in! You knew how down right weasley he was, like some sick U.S. televangelist, and yet you gave him a majority…may you all burn in hell.

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  4. Jaik says:
    May 19, 2012 at 11:00 am

    For crippling the CBC…and oh, so many more reasons.

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  5. Losecanons says:
    May 19, 2012 at 6:28 am

    For his fascistic undermining of the very fabric of a democratic state by muzzling information and dissent.

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  6. Mimi the cat says:
    May 18, 2012 at 8:33 pm

    1) For surrounding yourself with a gang of lying, incompetent yes-men (and a few token yes-women) who are screwing up every ministry of our government, even beyond what you're achieving by shutting down all sources of factual information and dozens of excellent programmes that really served the needs of Canadians.
    2) For fobbing the public off with irrelevant "talking points" when asked to explain what you're doing, and making it so clear you hold not only Parliament but all Canadians in complete contempt.
    3) For the arrogance of thinking you can change our whole nation by fiat and expecting that we'll be stupid enough to let you stay in power.
    I'd smack you again but I've got to go and see if I can do the same to John-John Charest now.

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  7. Jack Goldsmith says:
    May 18, 2012 at 7:32 pm

    Smarmyness.

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  8. Jimbo says:
    May 18, 2012 at 5:28 pm

    For ruining not only our prospects of a prosperous life, but also our value as a voice of reason in international affairs. Thanks for nothing, Stephen Harper. PS. I hope that lumber I smacked you with was Canadian.

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  9. owen says:
    May 12, 2012 at 5:56 pm

    for destroying are reputation as Canadian's and being a all around crook!

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  10. shitforface says:
    May 12, 2012 at 5:47 pm

    for undermining canada's electoral system and cheating the election.

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  11. norma says:
    May 11, 2012 at 12:44 am

    Ditto for everything that was said so well by everyone who posted a reply and for being the worst P.M. in Canadian history. But how did he get there in the first place? Didn't WE elect him? Wake up Canadians!!!!

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  12. Tom Johnsson says:
    May 10, 2012 at 9:15 pm

    It is sad to see how step by step our parliament is being slowly turned into an ineffective and abused institution where lies and total prefabrication's are routinely passed off with no accountability. The $10,000.000,000 F-35 budget is just one of many examples. Yet, the Speaker of the House says that there was no proof of lies. Oh yes, now I remember, he is a Reformer, isn't he? Who protects the Canadian People?

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  13. Rae says:
    May 10, 2012 at 5:47 pm

    That's for deciding that a widow(our very dear friend, Kyla Morris) must be 35(not 34) when something as horrifying as losing her husband recently in a tragic accident, in order to recieve her husband's pension benefits. Losing a loved one is difficult enough, without such an incredible smack in the face. So, right back at you, Steve.

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  14. Mich says:
    May 10, 2012 at 2:34 pm

    For killing our democracy, one prorogation and omnibus bill at a time

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  15. Jenna says:
    May 10, 2012 at 12:35 pm

    For having an opinion on what happens with my womb.

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  16. @JennySpandex says:
    May 4, 2012 at 11:18 pm

    For trying to reopen the abortion debate. Stay the fuck out of my vagina.

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  17. Mike Stymest says:
    May 4, 2012 at 7:52 am

    because he signed a secret border deal to allow American police to come to Canada and arrest Canadian citizens without a trial. What a MORON

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  18. Jamie Prowse says:
    May 3, 2012 at 10:18 am

    For jeopardizing Canada's electoral system and democratic history by using voter supression tactics.

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  19. Lori says:
    May 2, 2012 at 5:27 pm

    For allowing poisoning of our food suppiy with chronic toxic chemicals in our food, on our food, in our air, in our soil, in our vaccines. For taking away our choice for natural healthcare products. For not supporting organic sustainable agriculture and food….for allowing my children to be continually poisoned when you have the abillity to stop poisoning Canadians. For allowing genetically modified organisms, For allowing unsafe pharmacutical drugs and more chemicals into our environment. There is not enough space to write everything I want to say

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  20. Tom Ato says:
    May 2, 2012 at 4:25 am

    For that stupid look on his face!

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  21. Frederic Smith says:
    April 30, 2012 at 2:07 pm

    There is a gathering storm, a better late than never wake-up call loose in the land. It finds expression in the active rumble of the citizenry each and every time this ungainly, soulless liar sets foot outside 24 Sussex. How in hell did we let this happen ? I am haunted by the feeling that our very soul is slipping through our fingers This nameless misfit fills the classical description of a sociopath. Along with every one of the dangerous bits of useless dross in his cabinet and on his benches we are watching the dismantling of what is left of our common humanity. He must go.

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  22. Vic says:
    April 29, 2012 at 3:01 pm

    A big smack for not answering questions in Parliament or by reporters (Who also need a smack) and providing each government department with so called communication mouth-piece that spit out propaganada for the Harper Government. This is our government not his!!! The wool he is pulling over the eyes of Canadians is half cotton and he behaves as if he is anti-Canadian. Kick the imposter out!!!

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  23. Bob Martin says:
    April 28, 2012 at 5:35 pm

    I am a conservative (small c) and have voted for Harper only as a vote against the Liberals. Power has gone to his head lately and Jack-off did not die, we would have an orange cabinet in 4 years.

    By the way, who the f**k voted for McGuinty Liberals in the last election. The horror…the shame…how can you look at yourself in the mirror?????

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  24. jaye says:
    April 27, 2012 at 5:50 pm

    bcs my vagina belongs to me and me ALONE!! How DARE that douchebag try to control what women do with thier reproductive systems.. I cant stop slapping him.. I only wish I could do it for real. Hes destroying Canada and stealing our freedome and spying on us… I want my privacy and my rights back

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  25. DFS says:
    April 27, 2012 at 4:13 pm

    He's a FUCKTARD!

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  26. Laura says:
    April 27, 2012 at 11:21 am

    For abolishing funding to Katimavik!

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  27. kk234 says:
    April 22, 2012 at 4:31 pm

    For eliminating the Katimavik program.

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  28. joe delaney says:
    April 22, 2012 at 7:38 am

    This is what happens when tories are given a majority. I can’t wait to hear the complaints when all the snivel servants lose their job’s. Reality check people. Our country will look and be devastated in four short year’s. The next ruling party will then finish our children off for good. Poverty and dispair are all the rage. Can you say Austerity Program’s. This is the turning point for the short rein of social democrats. Less than 100 year’s. See you all in Hell.

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  29. Sara says:
    April 21, 2012 at 10:25 pm

    I did that for all the feminists, environmentalists and of course anyone who hates Harper.

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  30. One Fell Swooper says:
    April 21, 2012 at 6:01 pm

    As they say in French: "Parce que c'est une vraie tête à claques."

    Why doesn't English have an idiom for a face that just cries out to be slapped?

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  31. simone says:
    April 21, 2012 at 3:49 pm

    for being a douche….

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  32. richard says:
    April 21, 2012 at 7:51 am

    my god i just can't stop smacking him

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  33. Richard says:
    April 20, 2012 at 3:55 pm

    Harper is a crypto-Nazi who should be smacked repeatedly until he howls like a dog. Never has Canada had to suffer a government led by a bigger scumbag. We all have to ask ourselves, what the hell is wrong with the Canadian voters that they're willing to give a retrograde motherfucker likew this a majority government. It is to despair. . . .

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  34. gman says:
    April 20, 2012 at 1:37 pm

    I gave him one for the fake loved kitten.

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  35. Kathryn says:
    April 20, 2012 at 11:09 am

    For cancelling the long-form Census. I'm in health research and that data is an enormous loss to those of us trying to improve public health.

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  36. Glenn says:
    April 20, 2012 at 10:53 am

    And the NDP and liberals in the past havent been a bunch of banana republic,cry baby,stealing,back stabbing,lieing,fascist wankers? How quickly you all forget!
    My oppinion,Mr. Harper is doing a great job,which is diffrent for a Canadian politician………keep up the good work!

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    • Doug Moffatt says:
      April 22, 2012 at 9:26 pm

      Our country is less than it could be because Harper is giving away our future. This man is not to be trusted!

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  37. Seriouslysickofthis says:
    April 19, 2012 at 10:14 pm

    Why? Today – for corrections workers across the country; for the many local peoples and places whose rights to clean air & water & freedom from environmental contamination are now second to the rights of Industry and the Economy; for the human rights violations of Aboriginal children (three items from todays news – what will it be tomorrow??)

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  38. Kiddo says:
    April 19, 2012 at 5:29 pm

    Don't you just love living in a country where you can "smack" the leader with impunity? Let's hear it for the free world. And let's vote, eh? That's how you really make a comment.

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